Tagged: Staggeringly Tuneless

Suggestive Ticket Storage, Mustard Soaked Roses, and You

roses.jpgThe latest edition of my “Promotion Preview” column appeared today, and it will have all the Minor League Valentine’s Day information you could ever hope to see in one place. Consider it my definitive take on the subject, so that we may then move on to bigger and better things.

But before bidding adieu to my V-Day coverage, I must share some videos. First there are the Myrtle Beach Pelicans, who recently bid adieu to GM North Johnson in a staggeringly tuneless fashion. Hot on the heels of that masterpiece, they have released this precious jewel of a video:

To reiterate: Leave the ostrich at home, don’t throw the roses, roses don’t need condiments, and foil wrap is for hot dogs. l learned all four of those lessons the hard way, and very much wish that the Crazy Hot Dog Vendor had been around when I was an impressionable youth.