Oh, man. Today has been one of those days. Minor League promotions are being announced at a fast and furious clip, and I can barely keep up with it all. Let’s start with the Frisco RoughRiders (recently rebranded and under new ownership) who have announced a “Full House” theme night on June 12:

.@RidersBaseball will host #FullHouseNight on June 12th! With an appearance from @DaveCoulier! http://t.co/brRbFgVBrKpic.twitter.com/ufy741U0wz

— Frisco RoughRiders (@RidersBaseball) March 16, 2015

A bit more info, from the RoughRiders:

“Full House” themed videos, skits and games will entertain fans throughout the night.  Additionally, the Riders will hold a contest where one lucky fan will win a free trip to San Francisco.  A spectacular fireworks show will follow the game, accompanied by classic music from the ’90s. 

You Oughta Know, however, that the RoughRiders are not the only team to be hosting “Uncle Joey” at the ballpark this season. The Richmond Flying Squirrels are doing the same on April 14. There was originally another person included in the below image, but I cut it out:

It is also worth noting that the Flying Squirrels have a “Many Faces of Robin Williams” theme jersey on their promo schedule, but no images of that have yet been released. Stay tuned.

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Another notable promo that needs accompanying pics — pronto! — is the Charleston RiverDogs “Bobble Boobs” giveaway during August 22’s “Breast Cancer Awareness Night.” This item, which really perks up the team’s schedule, was announced this morning. I immediately got excited:

On Breast Cancer Awareness Night, 8/22, @ChasRiverDogs giving away Bobble Boobs! I’ve waited my whole life to type this: #BOBBLEBOOBS

— Benjamin Hill (@bensbiz) March 16, 2015

No one seemed to find this joke funny, either, but per usual I am undeterred:

On #Bobbleboobs giveaway night, 8/22, perhaps @ChasRiverDogs can become honorary members of the NYPL?

— Benjamin Hill (@bensbiz) March 16, 2015

The RiverDogs also announced a “Bill Murray Tune Squad” jersey giveaway on April 25. Murray, of course, is the team’s co-owner and “Director of Fun.”

In case you need a “Tune Squad” reference point (full disclosure: I did):

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Meanwhile, the Lowell Spinners unveiled this. Maybe the evening will also include a free Buffet, featuring “Cheeseburgers in Paradise” and “Insufferable Drunk Baby Boomers”:

We are most excited to don these special #ParrotHead jerseys, 8/6, with a jersey auction for #Spinners Charities! pic.twitter.com/h53VMmgloa

— Lowell Spinners (@LowellSpinners) March 16, 2015

And, not to be missed, the Spinners have also announced that a “Balking Dead” zombie bobblehead will be part of the promo calendar as well:

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Finally, ICYMI (I don’t have time to type “In Case You Missed It”), the Jackson General unveiled these a-Baum-inable Wizard of Oz theme jerseys on Friday:

What do you guys think of our Wizard of Oz Night Jerseys? Team will wear these on May 15. #JacksonGeneralspic.twitter.com/iflMrOAoZR

— Jackson Generals (@jacksongenerals) March 13, 2015

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